Congratulations, you've been invited to my birthday party ^_^

It takes place on the third of May, 2029! I will be turning 9! Be there at 1pm-4am.

The coordinates are 34.095091512133166, -118.2715106271775.

DONT LEAVE EARLY

There will be consequences you can't even fathom.

RSVP: 1 (666) 666-6666

Make sure to bring a knife. I shall supply the Ouiji Board. Yes, we will contact the dead. Don't attend my party if you're a pussy (twilight sparkle)